By dGrammarQueen Stella Nnodi
Biographies are a joke
Or how do you explain a series of successes
And just a spattering of failures?
Biographies are truly a joke
Can you tell of that time
When you wished someone will just drop and die up?
Or the time you fantasised about your brother’s wife
And used her social media DP to get a wank or two!
Come on now! Can you?
Biographies, honestly, are a joke
What about the time you ‘fell’ for your boss
And wished he’ll leave his wife for you?
Can you tell of that
You faller-in-love?
If I cannot tell it all, plainly
Without carefully structured omissions
Then forgerrit
Even the biographers themselves
Are a joke!
